You're probably thinking to yourself, A Christmas tree?!? It's not even December yet! Unless you're reading this in December, in which case you're thinking, A Christmas tree?!? I can't believe it's December already! Behold the cyclical cycle of consumerism that fuels progress in a capitalistic society. Let's create some value in the form of goods and services! Christmas of NEXT year is already in motion kiddos.

Specs: W(14) x D(14) x H(17) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!