Grab the butter and chives! What? This lobster isn't for eating? Then WHY is he already cooked?!?!?! If you didn't want me to eat him, you wouldn't have made him so perfectly red and tender! Fine, I guess I'll get the shrimp instead...

Specs: W(15) x D(15) x H(15) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!