Unicorn Cake! It's there for when you want to eat a mythical creature, but you feel kind of bad about it. Also you've been a vegetarian for years, so those urges to just chomp into a horned-horse flank are super embarrassing. Unicorn cake to the rescue! Munch away!

Specs: W(10) x D(10) x H(14) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!