Happy Birthday! Here's an edible symbol of your own mortality! Except it's not actually edible, because it's a plush. That's probably also symbolic of something. Hmm. Let's try it again. You're a year further away from the date of your birth! Here's cake! So much cake. Lots of cake. ALL OF THE CAKE!!

Specs: W(10) x D(10) x H(14) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!