How was your day? Mine was fine, thanks! That guy Bob across the street is still doing that thing I told you about, but otherwise, it was pretty good! What about you? Watch any decent shows? Also, why are you turning purple? Your leaves to be such a nice shade of green! Am I not talking to you enough? Or giving your roots enough water? Maybe more sunlight? Wait a moment, do you need another human sacrifice? I knew it. How about Bob? I swear he keeps on doing that thing!

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