Comfort Food Soy Sauce

I've got some horrible habits. I slouch, I misuse the word inflammable and I sip the leftover soy sauce from the little dish when I'm done with all my sushi. I know. It's borderline illegal. The sushi police are probably already on their way, you DEFINITELY shouldn't do it at least once in your life. Definitely not.

Specs: W(8) x D(8) x H(14) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!