Coffee...check! Chocolate...check! Assorted sugary creamy extras...check! Peppermint...ch- ...wait, peppermint? Are you sure about this? It's not going to be weird? Or overwhelming? Or taste like I just freshly brushed my teeth? Somehow I'm going to trust you that all these flavors will somehow work together and nothing bad will happen? Alright, I'm trying it...and yup, I turned into a candy cane. Darnit.

Specs: W(8) x D(8) x H(16) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!